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Another few jokes, make you think, make you research, or make you mad.

  1. zero2a$mill

    14,829 Posts.
    Most of these won't make sense,
    but at the end is a link to where I found them.

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    A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, 'No, I'm travelling light.'

    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

    Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.

    Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says 'Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?' Heisenberg says, 'No, but I knew where I was.'

    C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, no minors.'

    First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win. Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even. Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.

    A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, 'In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.' But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

    How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.








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