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In other words ......... ASX -What's going on ? SCU - Not much ....

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    In other words .........

    ASX -What's going on ?

    SCU - Not much .

    ASX - So, why has your market cap shoot up on " Not much " ?

    SCU - I dont know BUT we have a prototype of a face mask which is supposed to help anti ageing & blab..blabh...blabh.

    ASX - So the market values the company at more than $100 million .Do you have any sales /revenue for the past 2 years ?

    SCU - Actually , we just found out that due to Chinese regulation ( YEAH ! , dont ask me ASX , they do have them okay ) we cant sell our product but we have trial lined up with a Chinese University and we've offered our consulting services .

    ASX - Okay , so what does Medical Cannabis and whatever the hell you were doing before have in common to help the company move forward ?

    SCU - Dude , stop giving me a hard time .Sites an article ( class action in Canada ) in the POSSIBILE use of HPLC .

    ASX - Ummm , so let me get it straight , NO sales , NO product and now you're venturing in the Medical Cannabis sector ?

    SCU - Yeah Dude but dont worry , we are going to get all the money we need .As a matter of fact , we're going to issue more share & if needed even more because every dope loving joint rolling people from Nimbin are going to fund us bro !

    ASX - Alright ,I think I've heard enough .

    SCU - But,I'm not done yet ....it's a $52 BILLION industry man!

    ASX - Sighs ...Love to see you go with that pitch in the Shark Tank .

    Sometime In the Future ......

    new SCU - Hi Sharks ...

    Shark Tank - All right .... so you were a juice company that fell into .....and became a Stem Cell company ?

    new SCU - Yeah , because we love to innovate & our investors are very valuable to us & we have HIGH values

    Mark Cuban - Maybe this kind of thing is normal in Australia .Anyways let's hear your pitch.Please continue.

    new SCU - Now we have a prototype of a mask and we are seeking $100 million investment for a 5% equity share in our company .

    All Sharks - How do you come up with that figure with no sales or product yet?

    new SCU - We rose 3000% + in ASX doing excatly nothing so why not now .Google it dude !

    ............ for that reason I'm out .
    ...........................................................for that reason I'm out .
    ..................................................................................................for that reason I'm out .
    .........................................................................................................................................for that reason I'm out.



    ***HOPE IS A GOOD THING , JUST NOT IN THE SHARE MARKET PERHAPS***
 
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