action heroes

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    Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based
    around the great composers. Anyway to give the film
    a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts
    to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone,
    Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear
    who they would like to play:

    "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart.
    I would love to play him."

    "Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image
    would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said
    Willis. "I'll play him."

    "I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes,"
    said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

    Spielberg was very pleased with these choices.
    "Sounds splendid."

    Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you
    want to be, Arnold?"

    So Arnold says ...

    Wait for it, its a beauty..........

    "I'll be Bach."
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