a wife arriving home after a shopping trip

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    A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her
    husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.

    Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her
    with these words.

    "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.

    Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her
    a ride.

    She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had
    forgotten about in the refrigerator.

    Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear
    because they were out of style.

    She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wear because
    the colour didn't suit you.

    Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit
    into anymore.

    Then, as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there
    anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' .... ....so, here we are!"
 
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