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A swimming joke

  1. Yak

    13,672 posts.
    There was this breaststroke race of about a km

    3 racers - a brunette, a a readhead and a blonde

    After ~20 min the brunette crosses the line and is declared the winner

    About 5 min later - in comes the redhead and she's given 2nd place

    4.5 hours later the blonde arrives.

    When she's asked what took her so long she answered, "I dont want it to sound like sour grapes...but I',m pretty sure the other girls were using their arms".......

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