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  1. Recognise the pollie?..

    Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best
    patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
    my operating table, because when you open them up,
    everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
    electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The Third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
    are the best; everything inside them is in
    alphabetical order."

    The Fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
    engineers..those guys always understand when you have
    a few parts left over at the end, and when the job
    takes longer than you said it would."

    But the Fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
    observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the
    easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and
    no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable

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