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    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks
    for the loan officer.
    She says she's going to Europe on business
    for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
    security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
    keys to a new Rolls Royce.

    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
    she has the title and everything checks out. The bank
    agreesto accept the car as collateral for the loan.

    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good

    laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
    collateral against a $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
    Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it
    there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000
    and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan
    officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
    have had your business, and this transaction
    has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
    puzzled.

    While you were away, we checked you out and found that
    you are a multimillionaire.
    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
    borrow $5,000?

    The blonde replies.....
    "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two

    weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
    return?"

    Finally, a smart blonde joke.

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