a monkey joke

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    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard
    walks past and
    looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! whatare you doing?"
    The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they
    have a few
    joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
    going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he
    leans too far
    over and falls into the river.
    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps
    him to the
    side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"The
    lizard
    explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
    with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
    river
    while
    taking a drink.
    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
    jungle,
    finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint,
    and
    he looks
    up and says "Hey you!"
    The Monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude....... how much
    water did
    you drink?!!"

    Dave R.
 
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