a man and his box

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    A woman was working at home when she accidently knocked over a small box belonging to her husband, a box he had told her never to open. The contents fell out and she was surprised to find that the secret box her husband had been holding all these years contained nothing more than 2 golf balls and a thousand dollars. Being an honest woman she told her husband what had happened. He told her it was OK, so she asked him about the contents of the box.
    "Well" he said, "I know this might be hard for you to hear but I might as well come clean. The golf balls symbolise every time I've been unfaithful to you.".
    The wife was horiffied at first but then started to think that two infidelities in 50 years isn't all that bad. "So what about the $1000?" she asked. "Well the box is only small so each time I got a dozen I sold them."
 
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