a good morning chuckle

  1. 127 Posts.
    Too good for grade one
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    > > A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with one of her
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    > > The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
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    > > Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade.
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    > > My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I
    >think I
    > > should be in third grade too."
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    > > Mrs Brooks had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's
    >office.
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    > > While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
    >the
    > > principal what the situation was.
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    > > The principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he
    > > failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first
    >grade
    > > and behave. She agreed Johnny was brought in and the conditions
    >explained
    > > to him and he agreed to take the test.
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    > > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
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    > > Johnny: "9."
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    > > Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"
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    > > Johnny: "36."
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    > > And so it went with every question the principal thought a third
    >grade
    > > should know. The principal looks at Mrs Brooks and tells her, "I think
    > > Johnny can go to the third grade."
    > > Mrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some questions?"
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    > > The principal and Johnny both agree.
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?
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    > > Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
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    > > Johnny: "Pockets."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval and
    > > delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"
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    > > Johnny: "Coconut."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and
    >sticky?"
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    > > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    > > answer,
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    > > Johnny takes charge.....
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    > > Johnny: "Bubblegum."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
    >down
    >and
    > > a dog does on 3 legs?"
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    > > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    > > answer.....
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    > > Johnny: "Shake hands."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?"
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
    >me
    >up.
    > > I get wet before you do."
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    > > Johnny: "Tent."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you're
    > > bored. The best man always has me first."
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    > > The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
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    > > Johnny: "Wedding Ring."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
    > > quiver?"
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    > > Johnny; "Arrow."
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    > > Mrs Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in K and means a lot of
    >heat
    > > and excitement?"
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    > > Johnny: "Fire truck."
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    > > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
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    > > "Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong
    >myself!"
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