A few one liners

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    Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver, and Somalia took a
    middle aged couple from Weymouth

    A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
    Granny replies, " Bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

    Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or
    my sexy body? '

    Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour! '
 
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