1. Most Discussed
  2. Gainers & Losers

a few funny one liners

  1. klown

    3,363 Posts.

    If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

    Barbie is not a slut- her legs don't open

    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell*BINGO*!

    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A. Their balls are just for decoration

    What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
    They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!

    Q. What is the difference between Medium and Rare?
    A. 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    Inland Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

    Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

    Why is sex like a game of bridge?
    If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner

Before making any financial decisions based on what you read, always consult an advisor or expert.

The HotCopper website is operated by Report Card Pty Ltd. Any information posted on the website has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs and as such, you should before acting on the information or advice, consider the appropriateness of the information or advice in relation to your objectives, financial situation or needs. Please be aware that any information posted on this site should not be considered to be financial product advice.

From time to time comments aimed at manipulating other investors may appear on these forums. Posters may post overly optimistic or pessimistic comments on particular stocks, in an attempt to influence other investors. It is not possible for management to moderate all posts so some misleading and inaccurate posts may still appear on these forums. If you do have serious concerns with a post or posts you should report a Terms of Use Violation (TOU) on the link above. Unless specifically stated persons posting on this site are NOT investment advisors and do NOT hold the necessary licence, or have any formal training, to give investment advice.


Thank you for visiting HotCopper

We have detected that you are running ad blocking software.

HotCopper relies on revenue generated from advertisers. Kindly disable your ad blocking software to return to the HotCopper website.

I understand, I have disabled my ad blocker. Let me in!

Need help? Click here for support.