a few funny one liners

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    If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

    Barbie is not a slut- her legs don't open

    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell*BINGO*!

    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A. Their balls are just for decoration

    What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
    They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!

    Q. What is the difference between Medium and Rare?
    A. 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    Inland Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

    Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

    Why is sex like a game of bridge?
    If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner
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