a couples poems.

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    A WOMAN'S POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs, season tickets, who also owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 
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