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  1. Mdawg

    735 Posts.

    A Chinese guy and a Jew are sitting in a bar having a drink when all of a sudden out of nowhere the Jew aggressively slaps the Chinese guy in the face.

    "What the bloody hell was that for you idiot?" screamed the Chinese guy.
    "Your people bombed Pearl Harbor" Replied the Jew calmly
    "WHHHAT are you kidding me? That was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor you idiot" yelled the Chinese guy in disbelief.
    "Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, all the same" replied the Jew nonchalantly and returned back to his drink.

    Another half an hour passes when all of a sudden out of nowhere the Chinese guy slaps the Jew in the face with all his might.

    "What the bloody hell was that for you idiot?" screamed the Jew
    "Your people sunk the Titanic!" exclaimed the Chinese guy
    "WHHHAT are you bloody talking about, the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg" the Jew screams back
    "Goldberg, Spielberg, Iceberg all the same" replied the Chinese guy and returned back to his drink.

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