9 months later

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    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Ben. They loaded up Jack's
    > mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
    > caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
    > attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
    > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
    > all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
    > neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
    > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
    > if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
    > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
    > settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and
    > they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
    > About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
    > attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
    > determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
    > had met on the ski weekend.
    > He dropped in on his friend Ben and asked, "Ben, do you
    > remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
    > holiday up North?"
    > "Yes, I do." said Ben
    > "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
    > house and pay her a visit?"
    > "Yes," Ben said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
    > "I have to admit that I did."
    > "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
    > name?"
    > Ben's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
    > did." "Why do you ask?"
    > "She just died and left me everything."
    > (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) Now keep
    > that smile for the rest of the day

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