$50 is $50 is $50

  1. 13,531 Posts.
    lightbulb Created with Sketch. 9
    Please excuse the 'loud' typing. _____

    MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY
    YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER."
    >ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED ,

    "I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS
    IS 50 DOLLARS." ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS
    SAID" ESTHER "I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT
    NEVER GET >ANOTHER CHANCE." ESTHER REPLIED "MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50
    DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.

    " THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID, " FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A
    DEAL I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE
    >ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE
    WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS". MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE
    PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANOEUVRES, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD.

    HE DID HIS DARE DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A
    WORD.WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID "BY GOLLY, I
    DID >EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M
    IMPRESSED!" >MORRIS REPLIED "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN
    ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
 
arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch. arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch.