35 and single

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    A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming
    from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her
    daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She
    exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
    and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

    Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound
    coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
    naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
    and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

    A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this
    time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband
    watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him on the
    couch. "What the hell are you doing?" She asked.

    He replied, "Watching the cricket with my son-in-law."
 
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