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  1. arthur

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    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.


    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
    After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
    "Because," he said," I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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