1. Most Discussed
  2. Gainers & Losers

12 ways for Poms to save the Ashes

  1. looney

    1,035 posts.
    Twelve ways to save the Ashes
    * Play French cricket instead
    * Blindfold all Australian batsmen
    * Give England 20 fielders with baseball gloves
    * Allow the Poms to pick any Australian backpacker in London
    * Sack England and play Scotland and Guernsey in alternating series
    * Restrict Australia to one innings
    * Give England bowlers six stumps to aim at
    * One hand one bounce for England, tip and run for Australia
    * Restrict Glenn McGrath to underarm
    * Australia to field for England
    * Australia to bowl for England
    * Australia to bat for England

Before making any financial decisions based on what you read, always consult an advisor or expert.

The HotCopper website is operated by Report Card Pty Ltd. Any information posted on the website has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs and as such, you should before acting on the information or advice, consider the appropriateness of the information or advice in relation to your objectives, financial situation or needs. Please be aware that any information posted on this site should not be considered to be financial product advice.

From time to time comments aimed at manipulating other investors may appear on these forums. Posters may post overly optimistic or pessimistic comments on particular stocks, in an attempt to influence other investors. It is not possible for management to moderate all posts so some misleading and inaccurate posts may still appear on these forums. If you do have serious concerns with a post or posts you should report a Terms of Use Violation (TOU) on the link above. Unless specifically stated persons posting on this site are NOT investment advisors and do NOT hold the necessary licence, or have any formal training, to give investment advice.