11th Time Lucky

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    A lawyer married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night,she told her new husband> "Please be gentle,I am still a virgin"

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you have been married 10 times?"

    "Well, husband number 1 was a Sales Representative;he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband number 2 was in Software Services; he was never sure how it was supposed to function,but he said he would look into it and get back to me.

    Husband number 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband number 4 was in Telemarketing;even though he knew he had the order,he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband number 5 was an Engineeer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state- of -the -art method.

    Husband number 6 was Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he was not sure if it was his job or not.

    Husband number 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband number 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband number 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

    Husband number 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was...............God!! I miss him!

    "Good," said the husband, "but why?'

    "You are a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I am gonna get screwed!."

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