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10 things you'll never hear a woman say...

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    1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't
    blame you for ignoring me.

    2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a
    stripper, too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

    3. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

    4. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

    5. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

    6. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

    7. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

    8. I'll be out painting the house.

    9. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

    ...................LAST BUT NOT LEAST!

    10. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire?
 
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