A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the
custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet
and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into
this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side
of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair
and replied "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke
comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine"?
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