> > > This is a story with a moral.
> > >
> > > Several cannibals were recently hired by a big Houston law firm to map
> > > the
> > > companies work flow.
> > >
> > > "You are all part of our team now," said the firm's administrator
during
> > > the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go
> > > to
> > > the kitchen for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the
other
> > > employees". The cannibals promised.
> > >
> > > Four weeks later the managing partner remarked, "You're all working
very
> > > hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has
> > > disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
> > >
> > > The cannibals all shook their heads no.
> > >
> > > After the managing partner had left, the leader of the cannibals said
to
> > > the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised
> > > hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!
> > > For
> > > four weeks we've been eating partners and no one noticed anything,
then
> > > you
> > > had to go and eat the secretary!"
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