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    > > > This is a story with a moral.
    > > >
    > > > Several cannibals were recently hired by a big Houston law firm to map
    > > > the
    > > > companies work flow.
    > > >
    > > > "You are all part of our team now," said the firm's administrator
    during
    > > > the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go
    > > > to
    > > > the kitchen for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the
    other
    > > > employees". The cannibals promised.
    > > >
    > > > Four weeks later the managing partner remarked, "You're all working
    very
    > > > hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has
    > > > disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
    > > >
    > > > The cannibals all shook their heads no.
    > > >
    > > > After the managing partner had left, the leader of the cannibals said
    to
    > > > the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised
    > > > hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!
    > > > For
    > > > four weeks we've been eating partners and no one noticed anything,
    then
    > > > you
    > > > had to go and eat the secretary!"

 
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