> Subject: Wrong Answer ! > > > A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn - > > > > > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do." > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" > > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." > > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." > > WIFE: "Would she wear my jewellery?" > > HUSBAND: "Well, I suppose so." > > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" > > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." > > WIFE: - - - silence - - - > > HUSBAND: "Sh!t..."