wrong answer

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    > Subject: Wrong Answer !
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    > A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn -
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    > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
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    > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
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    > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
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    > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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    > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
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    > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
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    > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
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    > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
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    > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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    > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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    > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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    > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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    > WIFE: "Would she wear my jewellery?"
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    > HUSBAND: "Well, I suppose so."
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    > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
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    > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
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    > WIFE: - - - silence - - -
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    > HUSBAND: "Sh!t..."







 
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