WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY
> >Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that
> >morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
>say
> >"Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.
> >She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I
> >thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember."
> >The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
> >When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
> >As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said,
> >"Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone
>had
> >remembered.
> >I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it
> >is
> >such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch,
> >just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
>heard
> >all day. Let's go."
> >We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the
> >country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
> >tremendously.
> >On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a
>beautiful
> >day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
> >I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
> >After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
>think
> >I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.:
> >"Sure," I excitedly replied.
> >She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying
>a
> >big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our
>friends.
> >They were all singing Happy Birthday...........and there I sat on the
> >couch.........F*CK*NG NAKED
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