Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS : "Ow July den?"
G : "What??"
RS : "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS : "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G : "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G : "What?"
RS :"San tos. July San tos?"
G : "I don't think so"
RS : "No? Judo one toes??"
G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
toes' means."
RS : "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we
bother?"
G : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."
RS : "Wa bother?"
G : "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS : "Wad?"
G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS : "Copy?"
G : "Sorry?"
RS : "Copy...tea...mill?"
G : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS : "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G : "Whatever you say"
RS : "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "Oh, God. Now, what?"
RS : "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "OH, you're welcome"
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