: FW: Tickle-Me-Elmo
> There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle-Me-Elmo toys.
> The Toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee
> is
> hired at the factory and starts at 0800.
>
>
> The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's
> door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door
and
> begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is
> incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the
> entire
> production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides
he
> should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the
factory
> floor.
>
>
> When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
> Tickle-Me-Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
> beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new
> employee
> surrounded by mountains of Tickle-Me-Elmo's. She has a roll of
> plush
> red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
>
>
> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
> fabric,
> wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little
> package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into
> laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
> together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her,
> barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
> misunderstood
> the instructions I gave you yesterday".....
>
>
> "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
>
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