> > A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with one of her
> > students.
> >
> >
> > The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
> >
> >
> > Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade.
> >
> >
> > My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I
>think I
> > should be in third grade too."
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's
>office.
> >
> >
> > While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
>the
> > principal what the situation was.
> >
> >
> >
> > The principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he
> > failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first
>grade
> > and behave. She agreed Johnny was brought in and the conditions
>explained
> > to him and he agreed to take the test.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "9."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "36."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > And so it went with every question the principal thought a third
>grade
> > should know. The principal looks at Mrs Brooks and tells her, "I think
> > Johnny can go to the third grade."
> > Mrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some questions?"
> >
> >
> > The principal and Johnny both agree.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?
> >
> >
> > Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "Pockets."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval and
> > delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "Coconut."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and
>sticky?"
> >
> >
> > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> > answer,
> >
> >
> > Johnny takes charge.....
> >
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "Bubblegum."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
>down
>and
> > a dog does on 3 legs?"
> >
> >
> > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> > answer.....
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "Shake hands."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?"
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
>me
>up.
> > I get wet before you do."
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "Tent."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you're
> > bored. The best man always has me first."
> >
> >
> > The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "Wedding Ring."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
> > quiver?"
> >
> >
> > Johnny; "Arrow."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Mrs Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in K and means a lot of
>heat
> > and excitement?"
> >
> >
> > Johnny: "Fire truck."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
> >
> >
> > "Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong
>myself!"
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