How do you turn a cat into a dog? You soak him jn petrol and...

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    How do you turn a cat into a dog?

    You soak him jn petrol and throw on a match. He'll go "Woof"

    And how do you turn a dog into a cat?

    You leave him in the deep freeze overnight then attack up with a circular saw. He'll go "Miaow'.
 
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