A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to...

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    A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make
    his way down to the local pub.
    He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said,
    ‘Abigail - put your hat and coat on, lassie.’
    She replied, 'Awe Dear heart, that's nice - are you taking me tae the
    pub with you? '
    'Nay,’ Fraser replied ‘I'm turning the heat off while I'm out.'
 
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