This quarantine officer had enough of yahoos bringing in fruit...

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    This quarantine officer had enough of yahoos bringing in fruit into Australia and decided to get tough. He caught an islander with a banana so he took him to one of the interview rooms, pulled down his pants and showed the banana up his bum. Next he caught a kiwi trying to smuggle in a kiwi fruit ......same as before...got his pants down and showed it all the way.

    The kiwi started giggling...then burst into laughter as the fruit got deeper.
    "So what is so funny mate? used to it are you?" goes the officer.
    "Oh no...I was imagining what was going to happen next when you catch this Hawaiian guy holding a pineapple"
 
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