Apparently my iPhone has been hacked and some compromising...

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    Apparently my iPhone has been hacked and some compromising photos of Ozeb have been posted on Twitter.
    It seems that the photos relate to a time when I was enjoying myself with a group of 8 lusting women all intent on giving me the time of my life.
    I want you all to know that should any of you come across them (if you excuse the bad choice of words) I want you to know that none of them are fake and you have my permission to pass them on to the Huffington Post or wherever.
    And should any of you be amazed at the size of Ozeb's "physique" then I assure you that that isn't fake either. Well, not by much.

    (I wonder if it's stopped raining yet. I'm getting bored just sitting here watching Play Scool.)
 
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