Is there a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We've...

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    Is there a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”.

    We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.

    Do they, however, know the difference between them?

    Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

    GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

    I trust this clears up any confusion.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.
 
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