Bill Shortens Lawyer

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    Lifted from Pickerings web site.... Thank You Larry.


    The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

    Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so let's hear the good news first.”

    The lawyer says: “Your wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures which are worth a minimum of $2 million.”

    Bill replies enthusiastically: “Well done, that’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?”

    His lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”
 
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