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    God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

    The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?"

    God said, " For example ............. . Thou shall not kill."

    The Arabs were shocked, "What? Not kill? No way! Killing and massacaring our enemies, is our birth-right, and the only reason for our existence.. No, we are not interested. "

    So God went to the Africans and said, " I have Commandments. "

    The Africans wanted an example.

    God said, "For example ........... Honour thy Father and Mother."

    The Africans were dismayed. They said, " Father? Yo crazee! Can't tell for sure who our fathers are, maan!"

    So God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. "

    The Mexicans wanted an example.

    God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not steal."

    The Mexicans were flabbergasted. They said, " No steal? No steal?? Hey Senor,you mad or something? We no steal, then how we live, huh? Gracias, but no! "

    So God went to the French and said, "I have Commandments. "

    The French wanted an example.

    God said, "For example ............ . Thou shall not commit adultery."

    The French were stunned. They said, "What? Not commit ze adultery ....... ? Non, non, non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. Alor! we, ze French, must have ze romance. "
    We need romance and spice to our bored lives,merci bien!
    go some where else huh?

    So God went to Sri Lanka
    I want to give you commandment
    God said Thou should be free of corruption , be honest should not tell lies to people -specially the masses

    Sri Lankan a politician said " you must be joking Machung "!
    How we can come to power, dupe these 'headless cattle' who shout "Jaya Weva, and then earn enough money for the next 7 generations ?.
    Adey don`t try to spoil our fun, Mass-ina,
    Look somewhere else for your commandments

    So disappointed and Frustrated God went to Israel to meet Jews

    To the Jews God said, "I have Commandments.. "

    The Jews asked, "Commandments? How much do they cost?"

    God replied, "Nothing. They are free."

    The Jews answered, "Good. Okay " We shall take Ten of them "!!!

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